my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
MY FAVORITE DRINK
This is my favorite thing.
(Source: streeter, via dad-fashion)
Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
10/10 would ride it into battle
(Source: do-m-i-n-o, via passingpastiche)
Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup
But I have a few extra points to give out
500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”
*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*